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CLASSIFIED AD BOO BOO
Topic: Jokes
Monday:
"The Rev. A. J. Jones has one color TV set for sale. Telephone 626-1313 after 7 p.m. and ask for Mrs. Donnelley who lives with him, cheap."
Tuesday:
"We regret any embarrassment caused to Rev. Jones by a typographical error in yesterday's paper. The ad should have read: the Rev. A. J. Jones has one color TV set for sale, cheap. Telephone 626-1313 and ask for Mrs. Donnelley, who lives with him after 7 p.m."
Wednesday:
"The Rev. A. J. Jones informs us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of an incorrect ad in yesterday's paper. It should have read: The Rev. A. J. Jones has one color TV set for sale, cheap. Telephone 626-1313 after 7 p.m. and ask for Mrs. Donnelley who loves with him."
Thursday:
"Please take notice that I, the Rev. A. J. Jones, have no color TV set for sale; I have smashed it. Don't call 626-1313 anymore. I have not been carrying on with Mrs. Donnelley. She was, until yesterday, my housekeeper."
Friday:
"Wanted: a housekeeper. Usual duties. Good pay. Love in, Rev. A. J. Jones.Telephone 626-1313
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