The Bishop and the Pastor

Topics: Jokes, Sermon

The pastor in a small village church was renowned for his boring speeches, so the congregation quite often fell asleep during his sermons. When the bishop visited him, he complained of this to him.

- Well, the bishop said. From time to time I have had the same problem. I then start to tell them that one time in my life I have been lying at the breast of a woman who was not my wife... When they look at me with large eyes, I say to them : It was when I was a baby and was lying at my mothers breast.

The pastor found this to be a good advice, and thought he would use it the next time.

True enough, the next sunday, the congregation drifted into half sleep, and the pastor said : 
- One time in my life I have been lying at the breast of a woman who was not my wife..., and the congregation looked at him in astonishment.

...... but now I cannot remember who ......???

.... - Oh yes, It was the bishops mother!!

Anon.