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The Final Exam
Topic: Jokes
It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the
UW. Like many such freshman
courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 800
students in the class! The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets
were provided. The professor was very strict and
told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two
hours would not be accepted and the student would fail.
1/2 hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor
for an exam booklet.
"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor
said, as he handed the student
a booklet. "Yes I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and
began writing.
After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students
filed up and handed them
in. All except the late student, who continued writing.
1/2 hour later, the last student came up to the professor who was sitting
at his desk preparing
for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam
booklets already there.
"No you don't, I'm not going to accept that.It's late."
The student looked incredulous and angry.
"Do you know who I am?"
"No, as a matter of fact I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.
"Do you know who I am?" the student asked again.
"No, and I don't care," replied the professor with an air of superiority.
"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed
exams, stuffed his in the
middle, and ran out of the room.