Associated Hymns

Topic: Hymns, Jokes,Worship

Often music will describe for us better than any other medium, the stuff of life. With this in mind check out the following list of hymns.

The chiropractor's hymn - STAND UP, STAND UP.

The electricians hymn - SEND THE LIGHT.

The poor person's hymn - I CARE NOT FOR RICHES.

The rainmaker's hymn - SHOWERS OF BLESSING

The surgical patient's hymn - I LONG TO BE PERFECTLY WHOLE.

The day you find out you're pregnant hymn - O HAPPY DAY.

The day you find out you're NOT pregnant hymn - O HAPPY DAY.

The Mountain Home Builder's Association hymn - MY HOUSE IS BUILT UPON A ROCK

My kid's getting even with me hymn - O THEY TELL ME OF A HOME.

The ranger station hymn - ON A HILL FAR AWAY.

The physical therapist hymn - ONE STEP AT A TIME.

The divorced person's hymn - OUT OF MY BONDAGE.

The WIDE LOAD hymn - PASS ME NOT.

The rescuer's hymn - SEEKING THE LOST.

The fisherman's hymn - SHALL WE GATHER AT THE RIVER.

The last payment hymn - SINCE I CAN READ MY TITLE CLEAR.

The seamstress hymn - SOWING IN THE MORNING.

The dater's hymn - THE NIGHT IS FAST PASSING.

The thirsty person's hymn - THERE IS A FOUNTAIN.

The slingshot hymn - THERE IS A ROCK.

The telephone repairman's hymn - THERE'S A CALL COMES RINGING.

The dieter's hymn - THOU, MY EVER LASTING PORTION.

The chain gang hymn - GO LABOR ON.

The hiker's hymn - WALKING IN THE SUNLIGHT.

The car accident hymn - WE SAW THEE NOT.

The lawyer's hymn - WHEN ALL MY LABORS AND TRIALS ARE OVER.

The street crossing guard hymn - WHY DO YOU WAIT?

The prisoner's hymn - WOULD YOU BE FREE?

The home builder's hymn - A MIGHTY FORTRESS

The parade master's hymn - FLING OUT THE BANNER.

The weatherman's hymn - FROM EVERY STORMY WIND THAT BLOWS

The Darning Association's hymn - HOLY, HOLY, HOLY.

The Girdle Association's hymn - HOW FIRM A FOUNDATION.

The caterer's hymn - ALL THINGS ARE READY, COME TO THE FEAST.

The salesman's hymn - ALMOST PERSUADED.

The insurance man's hymn - BLESSED ASSURANCE.

The cowboy's hymn - DAY IS DYING IN THE WEST.

The accountant's hymn - EARTH HOLDS NO TREASURES.

The traveler's hymn - FAR AND NEAR.

The scuba diver's hymn - FAR AWAY IN THE DEPTHS.

The whisperer's hymn - HARK! THE GENTLE VOICE.

The whining spouse hymn - HAVE THINE OWN WAY.

The wagon master's hymn - HE LEADETH ME.

The hearing aid salesman's hymn - HEAR THE SWEET VOICE.

The lost traveler's hymn - HERE WE ARE BUT STRAYING PILGRIMS.

The oxen hymn - HIS YOKE IS EASY.

The new kid in the class hymn - I AM A STRANGER HERE.

The rookie hang glider's hymn - I AM DWELLING ON THE MOUNTAIN.

The Vegetable Grower's Association hymn - I COME TO THE GARDEN ALONE.

The explorer's hymn - I HAVE HEARD OF A LAND.

The watch repairman's hymn - I NEED THEE EVERY HOUR.

The Job Service hymn - I WANT TO BE A WORKER.

The ironing lady's hymn - I'M PRESSING ON.

The distiller's hymn - I REACHED THE LAND OF CORN AND WINE.

The lost dog hymn - I'VE WANDERED FAR.

The half time Alaska hymn - IN THE LAND OF FADELESS DAY.

The birthday hymn - IS IT FOR ME?

The night watchman's hymn - IT MAY BE AT MORN.

The nervous groom's hymn - JUST A FEW MORE DAYS.

The perfect person's hymn - JUST AS I AM.

The drunkard's hymn - LEAD ME GENTLY HOME.

The psychiatrist hymn - LET US WITH A GLADSOME MIND.

The pie maker's hymn - PEACE, PERFECT PEACE.

The Gold Collector's Association hymn - PURER YET AND PURER.

The Rock Collector's Association hymn - ROCK OF AGES.

The dynamite specialist hymn - SAFELY THROUGH ANOTHER WEEK.

The race car hymn - SPEED AWAY.

The payment book hymn - WE GIVE THEE BUT THINE OWN.

The escaped convict's hymn - FLEE AS A BIRD.

The coal miner's hymn - SOMEWHERE THE SUN IS SHINING.

From "Once Upon A Pew" Ken Alley, P.K. Good Idea Publications

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