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Topic: Jokes
Sermon Outline: Delineate your fear,Disown your fear,Displace your rear.
Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.
Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.
Hymn: "It is Well with my Solo"
Congratulations to Tim and Rhonda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.
Hymn: "I Love Thee My Ford"
Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.
Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
For the word of God is quick and powerful...piercing even to the dividing asunder of soup and spirit.
Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peach to men.
The lovers in the exhaust fan are not working...
Volunteers are needed to spit up food.
We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
Child care provided with reservations.
Janet Smith has volunteered to strip, and refinish the communion table in the sanctuary.
Were you there when they laid Him in the bomb?
Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.
My joke is easy and my burden is light.
I was hungry and you gave me something to eat; I was thirty and you gave me drink.
We are an autonomous body, operating under the hardship of Jesus Christ.
We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
The activity will take place on the church barking lot.
Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.
I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall be live.
Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour
Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.
When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel.
Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!