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Topic: Jokes
All I Really Need to Know I Learned From Noah's Ark
. Don't miss the boat.
. Don't forget that we're all in the same boat.
. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.
. Don't listen to critics, just get on with what has to be done.
. Build your future on high ground.
. For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
. Two heads are better than one.
. Speed isn't always an advantage; the snails were on board with the cheetahs.
. When you're stressed, float awhile.
. Remember that the ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic was built by professionals.
. Remember that woodpeckers inside are a larger threat than the storm outside.
. No matter the storm, when you're with God there's a rainbow waiting.