One Important Difference.

Topics: Jealousy, Jokes

Morris was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when

he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Michael DeBakey, who was

standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager.

Morris, somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted across the garage, "Hey

DeBakey! Is dat you? Come over here a minute."

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Morris was

working on a car. Morris in a loud voice, all could hear, said

argumentatively, "So Mr. Fancy Doctor, look at this work. I also

take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this

baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get the big bucks,

when you and me are doing basically the same work?"

DeBakey was very embarrassed and as he walked away, said softly to

Morris, "Try doing your work with the engine running."

From Bruce Waitman.

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