What I Want In A Man.

 Topic: Marriage, Men, Jokes

 What I Want In A Man, Original List... (at age 22)

 . Handsome

. Charming

. Financially Successful

. A Caring Listener

. Witty

. In Good Shape

. Dresses with Style

. Appreciates the Finer Things

. Full of Thoughtful Surprises

. An Imaginative, Romantic Lover


 What I Want In A Man, Revised List... (at age 42)

 . Not too ugly

. Doesn't belch or scratch in public

. Works steady

. Doesn't nod off while I'm emoting

. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes

. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture

. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear

. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids

. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down

. Shaves on weekends

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