God And Money

Topics: Riches, Jokes

MAN: God may I ask you a question?

GOD: Yes my child

MAN: How much is a million dollars to you?

GOD: Like a penny my child

MAN: If I may ask another question my Lord, how long is a million years?

GOD: Like a minute my child

MAN: If I may ask another question my Savior, may I have a million dollars?

GOD: Just a minute my child

(Submitted by Kim Nguyen)

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