MAN: God may I ask you a question?
GOD: Yes my child
MAN: How much is a million dollars to you?
GOD: Like a penny my child
MAN: If I may ask another question my Lord, how long is a million years?
GOD: Like a minute my child
MAN: If I may ask another question my Savior, may I have a million dollars?
GOD: Just a minute my child
(Submitted by Kim Nguyen)