Bible Jokes (2)

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Q. What Old Testament character must have been as strong as steel ?

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Q. What animal could Noah not trust ?

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Q. How long was Noah in the belly of the whale ?

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Q. How do we know there were newspaper reporters in Bible times ?

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Q. How does a Lawyer resemble a Rabbi ?

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Q. What New Testament book has an insect in the title ?

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Q. What are the two smallest insects of the Bible ?

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Q Why, according to the Bible, is it alright to be obese ?

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Q. What is it that Adam never saw or had, yet left two of them for his children ?

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Q. What Bible character may have only been a foot tall ?

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Q. What did Jesus have in common with the fish that swallowed Jonah ?

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Q. Since Methuselah was the oldest man in the Bible, why did he die before his father ?

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Q. What is the moral of Jonah and the great fish, and how did Jonah feel ?

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Q. What day in human life was longest ?

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Q. Who in the Bible slept five in a bed ?

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Q. Why didn't Moses take hornets into the Ark ?

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Q. Who was the first person to have surgery performed on him ?

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Q. What is often black, brown or white but should always be red ?

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Q. How do we know Abraham was smart ?

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Q. What do we find in Matthew and Mark that we do not find in Luke and John ?

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Taken from 'The Complete Book of Bible Trivia' by J.Stephen Lang.

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