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These are actual answers that kids gave to church school questions…
. Noah's wife was Joan of Ark
. The Fifth commandment is: Humor thy father and mother
. Holy acrimony is another name for marriage
. Christians can only have one wife. This is called monotony
. The Pope lives in a Vacuum
. A republican is a sinner mentioned in the Bible
. The First Commandment: Eve told Adam to eat the apple
. It is sometimes difficult to hear what is being said in church because the agnostics are so bad