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Topics: Jokes, Devil, Deception, Hell, Computer, Death
Satan appears to Bill Gates and says, "When you die do you want to go to hell ?". Bill Gates asks, "Can you show me what hell is like ?"
The Devil obliges by showing Bill a vision of wide streets with Roll Royces and Mercs travelling to places of pleasure. Everyone lives in luxury and all their pleasures are immediately fullfilled.
"That seems pretty cool", says Bill Gates, "Yep, I'd like to go there."
The next day Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. However, it is not at all what he expects! Everyone labours day after day without sleeping and the heat is unbearable. There's gnashing of teeth and worms crawling everywhere.
One day, Bill catches a glimpse of Satan. Running up to him he shouts out ," You cheated me! What you showed me was a fake, an illusion!"
The Devil laughs a haunting laugh and looks Bill in the eyes, "That was just the Demo!".