The Jewish Sons

By Emory Ediger

Topic: Jokes, Jesus

A Jewish father was concerned about his son who was about a year away

from his Bar Mitzvah but was sorely lacking in personal knowledge of

his Jewish faith. To remedy this, the Jewish father sent his son to

Israel, to experience his heritage.

A year later, the young man returned home and reported to his father,

"Father, thank you for sending me to the land of our fathers. It was

wonderful and enlightening," said the son. "However, I must confess

that, while in Israel, I converted to Christianity."

"Oi vey!" replied the father, "What have I done?"

So, in the tradition of the Jewish patriarchs, he went to his best

friend and sought his advice - and solace. "It is amazing you should

come to me," stated his friend. "I, too, sent my son to Israel and he

returned, also a Christian."

So in the tradition of the patriarchs, they went to the Rabbi

together. "It is amazing that you should come to me," stated the

Rabbi. "I, too, sent my son to Israel, and he returned a Christian,

also. What is happening to our sons?"

"Brothers, we must take this matter to God, "said the Rabbi. Together,

they fell to their knees and began to wail and pour out their hearts

to the Almighty.

As they prayed, the clouds above opened and a mighty voice stated,

"Amazing that you should come to Me. I, too, sent My Son to Israel and

....."

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