Pat Buchanan: To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man.
The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him
down.
The Bible:And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the
chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road,
and there was much rejoicing.
Colonel Sanders: I missed one?
L.A. Police Department: Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll
find out.
Richard M. Nixon: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did not cross the road. I don't know any chickens. I have never
known any chickens.
Dr. Seuss: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with
a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not
been told!
Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will
be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.
Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough
for us.
Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
Karl Marx: It was an historical inevitability.
Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Ronald Reagan: What chicken?
Captain James T. Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many
more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
Machiavelli: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares
why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed
the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
Bill Gates: I have just released Chicken Coop 2000, which will not
only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
balance your checkbook - and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating
system.
Einstein: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move
beneath the chicken?
Bill Clinton: I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
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