One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money and asked the people to prayerfully consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.
After the offering plates were passed, the pastor glanced down and
noticed that someone had placed a $1,000 bill in offering. He was so
excited that he immediately shared his joy with his congregation and said
he'd like to personally thank the person who placed the money in the
plate.
A very quiet, elderly, saintly lady all the way in the back shyly
raised her hand. The pastor asked her to come to the front. Slowly she
made her way to the pastor.
He told her how wonderful it was that she gave so much and in
thanksgiving asked her to pick out three hymns.
Her eyes brightened as she looked over the ongregation, pointed to the
three handsomest men in the building and said, "I'll take him and him and
him!"