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Topics: Dating
Hey, Christians have to date too! :-)
) Nice bible.
) I would like to pray with you.
) You know Jesus? Me too.
) God told me to come talk to you.
) I know a church where we could go and talk.
) How about a hug, sister?
) Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.
) Christians don't shake hands, Christians gotta hug.
) Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11.
) Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
) What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
) I am here for you.
) The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the
hungry." How about dinner?
) You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.
) Do you want to come over and watch the Ten Commandments tonight?
) Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
) Would you happen to know a Christian woman (man) that I could
love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
) Nice bracelet (WWJD). What would Jesus date? I mean "do."
) Do you believe in Divine appointment?
) Have you ever tried praying at a drive-in movie before?
) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
) My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a
really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his
name.
) You know they say that you have never really dated, until you
have dated a Christian.
) Yeah I predicted David over Goliath.
Copyright 1999 Mark Lowry Productions
(Appearantly this was taken from a Mark Lowry web page)