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Two friends were walking home after a party
and decided to take a shortcut through the
cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle
of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-
tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with
a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the
headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching
his breath,
"You scared us half to death -- we thought you were
a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at
night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled
my name!"