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Topics: Salvation,Prayer , Jokes
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly
confronted with a huge, mean bear. In all his fears, his attempt to
shoot the bear was unsuccessful. He turned away and started to run
as
fast as he could. Finally, he ended up at the edge of a very steep
cliff. His hopes were dim. But, he got on his knees, opened his arms
and said, "My God! Please give this bear some religion!"
Then, there was a lightning in the air and the bear stopped just a feet
short of the hunter. The bear was puzzled and looked up in the air,
put his hand together in prayer and said,
"Thank you for the food I am about to receive... "
Anon.